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precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

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gothqirl:

*organizes life at 3am*

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

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"When I'm back at home it's just reality. I kind of separate myself from Hollywood."

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oh-kevin-gee:

why is this so true
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h0neybreath:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i could watch this video for the rest of my life

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